Pretty sure you’re not supposed to ask Jesus to murder anyone.Ĥ6. DID HE JUST ASSAULT MARY JANE?! Wow it’s a wonder anyone even likes Spider-man as a character after this.Ĥ5.

This is the worst scene of any Spider-man film.

Did he just do finger guns?! Please stop. I am CRINGING walking him down the street. Topher Grace is obviously gonna try and fight Peter now.Ĥ1. The goo is what’s making him emo right?Ĥ0. Did he just murder his once BFF? Probs not.ģ9. Wow emo Pete is also playing with emotional warfare.ģ8. Ooooh dark and ominous music…hello emo Pete. Gotta respect James Franco’s game, he’s playing with emotional warfare.ģ6. Honestly in this universe, just let MJ and James Franco be together.ģ4. Why is Peter’s landlord low key the best character?ģ3. Peter do you really think Aunt May doesn’t know who you are?ģ2. Peter you and I both know Mudman is not dead. I feel like the entire point of this movie is to demonstrate the latest and greatest in 2007 CGI.ģ0. Oh wow there is so much ludicrous plot happening, I almost forgot about the slime.Ģ8. This is a very dramatic black and white flashback but at least Peter can drop some of his guilt?Ģ7. Is this Maître d’ also the usher from the last one? *checks IMDB* Yes. Ok Peter Parker, you can’t let another girl kiss you on stage with your girlfriend watching. Is he…only powerful in sand? This has got to be the dumbest villain yet.Ģ2. Honestly if there was a spin-off sitcom called “The Daily Bugle” starring J.K Simmons and Elizabeth Banks, I’d watch it.ġ9. I try very hard to support women but WOW KIRSTEN DUNST IS ANNOYING AS MJ.ġ6.

Soo….now we have a man made of sand and also James Franco is nice again? ©Sony/Marvelġ5. What….and I cannot emphasize this enough….the heck is happening.ġ4. Is this escaped con gonna get super powers too? And what happened to the slime monster?ġ3. Wow Tobey is two for two on murder in this family. This chase /fight scene feels like it has lasted 57 minutes.ġ1. Who is this flying skateboard guy and does he have to do with the goop from earlier? ©Sony/Marvelġ0. Who is this criminal with a kind heart? (Update: that’s his kid.)ħ. What is this weird slime monster?! It reminds me of ‘Stranger Things’.Ħ. Kirsten Dunst isn’t really singing, is she? *googles it* SHE WAS! Whoa. OMG BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD!! Also, how are these kids being mean to him? As if they aren’t all nerds in their advanced physics class?ģ. We love an opening montage to catch us up on everything thus far.Ģ. 62 Thoughts I Had Watching ‘Spider-man 3’ for the First Time Everġ. It’s already been 23 years, so I’ve waited long enough. So, without further adieu, let’s get into it. I need James Franco to FINALLY be the villain. I was told there was a dance scene to remember.Ģ. That said I am anxious about a few things:ġ. I think I’ve seen Tom Holland and now, nothing will ever hit the same. NO OFFENSE to those who cherish him from their childhoods, I just CANNOT get into him as Peter Parker. I have been watching all of the past Spider-Men films to get ready for No Way Home, and I’ve finally arrived at an important milestone: I finally get to be rid of Tobey. - Close Your Eyes and Blink Yourself to WDWĦ2 Thoughts I Had Watching ‘Spider-Man 3’ for the First Time Ever.

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